Lots of cats, and lots of niggas. This be my life, shawty. lmao. live it up, gees.

iansomerhaldme:

“you should have come!!”

you should have invited me hahahah haha ahahha


teacher: describe yourself in one word
me: done


friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

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